We must first apologize for our extended absence. Lots of shiz happened, lives got hectic(and still are), and interesting things went down. But we now have a new resolve to post our thoughts pertaining to the world around us, and help young men and women (but mostly women) figure out how to not be stupid.
We've noticed a lot of people getting married around us and we thought "Good job bro." But we've noticed a lot of girls complaining about the guys in their life. Things like "Why are guys stupid?" "No plans tonight! (Thanks guys..)" And many various forms of slander against the male population.
To address the "Why are guys stupid?" issue, we must first identify the 3 types of dudes. There's the douche bags/tools, the shy/nerdy guys, and the average Joes that just don't give enough of a crap to try. The common douche bag can be found looking at the windows around campus, not to look at the girls inside, but rather to observe himself and how well his new protein powder is working in the past 30 minutes. The average nerdy guy is the one that sits in the front of class and will have a very good looking wife one day with an ungodly large house (this is the guy you want). The average Joe is every other guy who just goes through his day, not checking himself out or figuring out a way to hack the registry on the campus servers.
Girls, your problem is that you hang out with the wrong guys. Sure the douche bags SEEM cool and caring. They actually are just there for the story. Think of them like reporters trying to get all the juicy details of the newest (or not so new) hottest thing. They get the story and move on to the next big story. Guys usually hear about the stories of how the guy made out with this super hot chick one night, then got bored with her. Ladies if the guy isn't texting you back or wanting to be with you it's because either he is super busy or a super douche.
So, the main point here is that when girls complain about stupid guys and how they're effing up the girl's life, it is actually the girl's fault the majority of the time. If you want to end up with a good guy, then surround yourself with good guys. No more of this "but he's SOO HOTT!!" The douche bag population needs to be minimized, and this will only happen if they learn their lesson. In the St. George area alone, there are more tools than in all the Home Depots and Sears in the state of Utah. Douche bags are also what we like to refer to as "Nice guy repellent". Nice guys do not like to be around your douche friends.
In short, it is the guys who respect you, help you and don't want anything in return, and the guy who you wouldn't mind your family around, is the guy you should try to be with. So the next time you see that nerd in front of the class answering all the questions. Maybe you should get to know him. He might be cooler than you think. Or he could also be a major douche, but you'll never know if you don't try.
Obi-Wan: Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?
